Saturday, March 16

  • 12:00 AM

    Ocean's Eleven

    Comedy, Crime
    (1960, Not Rated, ★★★★☆) Danny Ocean reunites a group of World War II veterans to rob five Las Vegas casinos in a single night. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. lead the all-star Rat Pack cast in this stylish caper.
  • 02:15 AM

    The Little Shop of Horrors

    Comedy, Horror
    (1960, NR) Starring Jonathan Haze, Jackie Joseph and Mel Welles. A clumsy young man nurtures a plant and discovers that it's carnivorous, forcing him to kill to feed it.
  • 03:35 AM

    I Take This Woman

    Drama, Mystery, Romance
    (1940, NR) Starring Spencer Tracy and Hedy Lamarr. A doctor (Spencer Tracy) marries a suicidal woman (Hedy Lamarr) but begins to doubt her fidelity.
  • 05:30 AM

    Stories of the Century

    Western
    (1954, TV-PG) S1 E2 - Railroad detective Matt Clark and his assistant Frankie Adams set out on the trail of a gang of cattle rustlers led by one of the West's youngest and most notorious outlaws, Billy the Kid.
  • 06:00 AM

    Dangerous Assignment

    Crime
    S1 E21 - Steve Mitchell (Brian Donlevy) goes to Greece to find the Iron Banner, on which is a list of secret Nazi bank accounts.
  • 06:30 AM

    Man With a Camera

    Crime
    S2 E8 - Mike sets out to break up a marriage racket that preys on recent immigrants.
  • 07:00 AM

    Blondie

    Comedy
    S1 E20 - Mr. Dithers mentions to Dagwood that while he was in a nightclub he saw a singer who looked just like Blondie. Naturally, Dagwood comes to the conclusion that Blondie is sneaking out of the house at night to sing in a nightclub.
  • 07:30 AM

    The Mickey Rooney Show

    Comedy
    S1 E26 - The network launches a search for the average TV viewer.
  • 08:00 AM

    The Lucy Show

    Comedy
    S5 E9 - When a letter arrives from the US Government, Lucy finds that she's mistakenly been drafted.
  • 08:30 AM

    Petticoat Junction

    Comedy
    S1 E7 - Athletic Betty Jo becomes the first-ever female entrant in the Shady Rest's Annual Horseshoe Tournament, but she experiences conflicting emotions when she finds herself with an opportunity to defeat the legendary Pixley Fats.
  • 09:00 AM

    The Beverly Hillbillies

    Comedy
    S1 E10 - Sonny Drysdale decides he needs to be Pygmalion to Elly's Galatea and remake her from a hillbilly into a woman of society, while Granny uses love charms to heat up their relationship.
  • 09:30 AM

    The Stooge

    Comedy, Musical

    (1952, Not Rated, ★★★☆☆) An ambitious entertainer hires a gifted comic partner to revive his struggling act, but refuses to share the spotlight as their success grows. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis star in this bittersweet show-business comedy.

  • 11:20 AM

    The Ladies Man

    Comedy
    (1961, NR, ★★★☆☆) A heartbroken young man swears off romance and takes a job at a boarding house filled with beautiful women, where his nervous personality leads to one hilarious disaster after another. Jerry Lewis stars in this colorful slapstick comedy featuring elaborate sets, sight gags and his trademark physical humor.
  • 01:00 PM

    The Errand Boy

    Comedy
    (1961, NR, ★★★☆☆) A clumsy studio employee is secretly hired to observe the inner workings of a Hollywood movie lot, leading to a series of chaotic mishaps. Jerry Lewis, Brian Donlevy, Howard McNear, Kathleen Freeman.
  • 02:45 PM

    The Disorderly Orderly

    Comedy
    (1964, Not Rated, ★★★☆☆) A well-meaning but hopelessly clumsy medical student creates chaos while working as an orderly at a private clinic. Jerry Lewis, Glenda Farrell and Susan Oliver star in this fast-paced slapstick comedy.
  • 04:30 PM

    The Delicate Delinquent

    Comedy
    (1957, NR, ★★★☆☆) A well-meaning but trouble-prone young man gets a second chance when a police officer takes him under his wing. Jerry Lewis, Darren McGavin, Martha Hyer, Robert Ivers.
  • 06:20 PM

    Hollywood or Bust

    Comedy
    (1956, TV-G, ★★★☆☆) A starstruck movie fan wins a car and sets off for Hollywood—only to be pursued by a scheming rival who’ll do anything to claim it. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis team up for this cross-country comedy filled with laughs, mishaps, and showbiz dreams.
  • 08:00 PM

    Science Fiction Theatre

    Drama, Sci-Fi
    S2 E22 - Before blacking out on a test flight during an experiment under increased oxygen storage, a scientist experiences a sudden increase in his brain activity, which he determines to investigate further.
  • 08:30 PM

    One Step Beyond

    Sci-Fi
    S1 E6 - A recovering alcoholic returns to his family from an extended stay in rehabilitation.
  • 11:00 PM

    Bonanza

    Western
    S1 E31 - Little Joe falls in love with a gypsy girl who has been ostracized by her own people because they believe she is a witch.