Saturday, March 16

  • 12:00 AM

    Ocean's Eleven

    Comedy, Crime
    (1960, NR) Starring Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr. Danny Ocean gathers a group of his World War II compatriots to pull off the ultimate Las Vegas heist. Together the eleven friends plan to rob five Las Vegas casinos in one night.
  • 02:15 AM

    The Little Shop of Horrors

    Comedy, Horror
    (1960, NR) Starring Jonathan Haze, Jackie Joseph and Mel Welles. A clumsy young man nurtures a plant and discovers that it's carnivorous, forcing him to kill to feed it.
  • 03:35 AM

    I Take This Woman

    Drama, Mystery, Romance
    (1940, NR) Starring Spencer Tracy and Hedy Lamarr. A doctor (Spencer Tracy) marries a suicidal woman (Hedy Lamarr) but begins to doubt her fidelity.
  • 05:30 AM

    Stories of the Century

    Western
    (1954, TV-PG) S1 E2 - Railroad detective Matt Clark and his assistant Frankie Adams set out on the trail of a gang of cattle rustlers led by one of the West's youngest and most notorious outlaws, Billy the Kid.
  • 06:00 AM

    Dangerous Assignment

    Crime
    S1 E21 - Steve Mitchell (Brian Donlevy) goes to Greece to find the Iron Banner, on which is a list of secret Nazi bank accounts.
  • 06:30 AM

    Man With a Camera

    Crime
    S2 E8 - Mike sets out to break up a marriage racket that preys on recent immigrants.
  • 07:00 AM

    Blondie

    Comedy
    S1 E20 - Mr. Dithers mentions to Dagwood that while he was in a nightclub he saw a singer who looked just like Blondie. Naturally, Dagwood comes to the conclusion that Blondie is sneaking out of the house at night to sing in a nightclub.
  • 07:30 AM

    The Mickey Rooney Show

    Comedy
    S1 E26 - The network launches a search for the average TV viewer.
  • 08:00 AM

    The Lucy Show

    Comedy
    S5 E9 - When a letter arrives from the US Government, Lucy finds that she's mistakenly been drafted.
  • 08:30 AM

    Petticoat Junction

    Comedy
    S1 E7 - Athletic Betty Jo becomes the first-ever female entrant in the Shady Rest's Annual Horseshoe Tournament, but she experiences conflicting emotions when she finds herself with an opportunity to defeat the legendary Pixley Fats.
  • 09:00 AM

    The Beverly Hillbillies

    Comedy
    S1 E10 - Sonny Drysdale decides he needs to be Pygmalion to Elly's Galatea and remake her from a hillbilly into a woman of society, while Granny uses love charms to heat up their relationship.
  • 09:30 AM

    The Stooge

    Comedy, Musical
    (1951, NR) Starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Egotistical vaudevillian Bill Miller basks in the limelight with his successful musical-comedy act, but his success is due to his unheralded second banana.
  • 11:20 AM

    The Ladies Man

    Comedy
    (1961, NR) Starring Jerry Lewis, Helen Traubel and Pat Stanley. A clueless, recently-single graduate unwittingly takes a job as a servant in a mansion inhabited by dozens of young women.
  • 01:00 PM

    The Errand Boy

    Comedy
    (1961, NR) Starring Jerry Lewis, Brian Donlevy and Howard McNear. A goofy paperhanger is hired to root out a financial inefficiency on a Hollywood studio lot, wreaking havoc as he goes.
  • 02:45 PM

    The Disorderly Orderly

    Comedy
    (1964, NR) Starring Jerry Lewis, Glenda Farrell and Susan Oliver. Medical student Jerome Littlefield works as an orderly at a private clinic where he creates havoc due to his ineptitude.
  • 04:30 PM

    The Delicate Delinquent

    Comedy
    (1957, NR) Starring Jerry Lewis, Martha Hyer and Darren McGavin. Sidney Pythias is a bumbling janitor picked up by cop Mike Damon as a teenage gang member worth saving from delinquency. With Damon's help, Sidney works his way through the Police Academy to become a cop too.
  • 06:20 PM

    Hollywood or Bust

    Comedy
    (1956, NR) Starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis and Pat Crowley. A singer who can't pay his bookie joins a nerdy, star-struck movie fan and his Great Dane in a cross-country convertible ride to Hollywood.
  • 08:00 PM

    Science Fiction Theatre

    Drama, Sci-Fi
    S2 E22 - Before blacking out on a test flight during an experiment under increased oxygen storage, a scientist experiences a sudden increase in his brain activity, which he determines to investigate further.
  • 08:30 PM

    One Step Beyond

    Sci-Fi
    S1 E6 - A recovering alcoholic returns to his family from an extended stay in rehabilitation.
  • 09:00 PM

    Lord Blood-Rah's Nerve Wrackin' Theatre

    Horror
    Satan's School for Girls (1972, TV-PG) A young woman investigating her sister's suicide at a private girls' school finds herself battling a Satanic cult.
  • 11:00 PM

    Bonanza

    Western
    S1 E31 - Little Joe falls in love with a gypsy girl who has been ostracized by her own people because they believe she is a witch.